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PostSubject: Some Jokes   Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:13 am

Heres some Jokes i like, I'll make this thread my gallary of jokes Razz
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Joke #1. Once there was this little girl. She went to her grandmother and asked her if she knew any magic tricks, the grandma said "no, but you can ask grandad." so the little girl runs of to her grandad and asks him "grandad, do you know anymagic tricks?" grandad says "no, oh yes i do know this one." He tells his grandaughter to sit on his laps, then he asks "can you feel anything poking you?" she says "ye" so he says "LOOK NO HANDS!"

Joke #2. How do you stop pakistans with a tank?
answer= shoot the pakistans that are pushing it!

Joke #3. What happens when you toss a penny between 2 jews?
answer= they fight till death!

*more to come, just cant be bothered to type up atm*

If you don't mind posting some of your own jokes <3
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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:23 pm

[quote="h u s s"]Heres some Jokes i like, I'll make this thread my gallary of jokes Razz
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Joke #1. Once there was this little girl. She went to her grandmother and asked her if she knew any magic tricks, the grandma said "no, but you can ask grandad." so the little girl runs of to her grandad and asks him "grandad, do you know anymagic tricks?" grandad says "no, oh yes i do know this one." He tells his grandaughter to sit on his laps, then he asks "can you feel anything poking you?" she says "ye" so he says "LOOK NO HANDS!"[quote="h u s s"]

Haha very nice huss, the first one was my favorite Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:35 pm

yah its pritty funny Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:15 pm

these jokes can suck it where's the black jokes? jk lol funny stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:36 am

sorry, no racisit jokes, KILL THE JEWS! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:08 pm

h u s s wrote:
sorry, no racist jokes, KILL THE JEWS! lol


Yes Yes..
NO HITLERING ALLOWED!!!

We don't want anyone to be offended, if I find a racist joke I'll lock your post first, send you a message and if you don't reply with a sorry message I'll remove it!

Sorry, not a place for Racism.

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PostSubject: Re: Some Jokes   Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:16 pm

MageMonPure wrote:
h u s s wrote:
sorry, no racist jokes, KILL THE JEWS! lol


Yes Yes..
NO HITLERING ALLOWED!!!

We don't want anyone to be offended, if I find a racist joke I'll lock your post first, send you a message and if you don't reply with a sorry message I'll remove it!

Sorry, not a place for Racism.

Yeah, some of you should read the rules (not you jake).

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